Rejection is a time-saver!

For those of you that have or have not been there: I will paint a picture for you.

You find a cute girl – You chat her up – Things go well – You give her your number and split.

Boom. What a pimp you are for picking up a random girl at the supermarket. Only a Don Juan like yourself could charm a girl over the fumes from the gasoline at the pump. Despite your bad coffee breath, you snagged that girls number at the espresso shop.

All is well, now it’s just a game of wait…….and wait……and wait some more…..

There there young Dawson, we’ve all been there.

A week has passed: No call.       Seriously- The fuck lady?

Your anticipation was high, emotions were flaring, things were great!      And now? Nothing.

Next time you don’t approach that hottie downtown due to your fear of getting rejected; think of this…

Rejection is your friend. If you can take a big ole No-shot to the chin and keep on fighting, then you’re a friend of mine. Deep down you need to thank said lass for saving your time. A simple no means you aren’t wasting time or resources on a girl or activity that may not ever take place. You can bid farewell to the texts/calls you’d send out in order to get her attention. Meanwhile you can spend this time fishing, hitting the gym, slamming a light beer, or a plethora of other manly activities.

So don’t hate the women who reject you; thank them. They are saving both parties a whole lot of time and frustration. The ones who lead you on though….Make them pay for doing such an activity. I will touch on this when I reinitiate my coffee buzz.

Your leige – signing off.


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